<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418659521626890115</id><updated>2011-09-07T05:08:07.482-07:00</updated><category term='joke'/><category term='aids'/><category term='nonveg sms'/><category term='non veg. sms'/><title type='text'>today's joke</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://todays-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2418659521626890115/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://todays-joke.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Photo luver</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HQBBn3p55Tk/TOtYsjjK5CI/AAAAAAAAAlo/nskEz_CKGJc/S220/love.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418659521626890115.post-3775624615622713493</id><published>2010-12-10T10:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-10T10:01:48.296-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='non veg. sms'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonveg sms'/><title type='text'>aids nahi hota.</title><content type='html'>teacher - bachchho , kya machchhar ke katane se AIDS  hota hai?&lt;div&gt;bachha - nahi.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;teacher - good, kyu?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;bachcha - machchhar dank marta hai , gand nahi :P&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2418659521626890115-3775624615622713493?l=todays-joke.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://todays-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/3775624615622713493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://todays-joke.blogspot.com/2010/12/aids-nahi-hota.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2418659521626890115/posts/default/3775624615622713493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2418659521626890115/posts/default/3775624615622713493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://todays-joke.blogspot.com/2010/12/aids-nahi-hota.html' title='aids nahi hota.'/><author><name>Photo luver</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HQBBn3p55Tk/TOtYsjjK5CI/AAAAAAAAAlo/nskEz_CKGJc/S220/love.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2418659521626890115.post-2921530359478184512</id><published>2010-12-10T09:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-10T09:52:37.158-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='non veg. sms'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonveg sms'/><title type='text'>qualities of girl</title><content type='html'>karnataka - 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