Friday 26 August 2016

लडकियों की 5 बातें कभी समझ नहीं आती..

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लडकियों की 5 बातें कभी समझ नहीं आती..

1)तुम ना बहुत वो हो.

(पता नहीं वो से क्या मतलब है…?? बंदा सोच मैं पड़ जाता है.)

2)मुझे तुम से ये उम्मीद नहीं थी..

(तो फिर क्या उम्मीद थी)

3)तुम पहले जैसे नहीं रहे..

(तो फिर मैं पहले कैसा था ??)

4)सच बताना, मैं कैसी लग रही हूँ…

(सच बोल कर पिटना थोड़ी है)

5)मैं बहुत सेल्फिश हूँ..

(अब हाँ बोल दूं तो गई भैंस पानी में)……….





Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati..

1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch main per jaata hai)

2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi..
(to phir kya umeed thi)

3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phir main pehle kesa tha ??)

4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun…
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hai)

5) Im very selfish na..
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)
















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