whats app jokes, whats app non veg jokes 3

Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira.
Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: Kya hua Papa?
Baap: Salle MC, Mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar.

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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli:
Koi achha password batana….?
Husband: Lu*d.
Wife: Has-Has ke chair parse gir padi
kyuki..
Computer says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…
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Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says:
Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie!

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Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi..

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Population Comparison:
INDIAN: I have 4 sis & 3 bro. What abut U?
AMERICAN: I have no sis or bro.
But I have 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom.