Sariya

Ek bar ek lohe ki dukan par phone aaya. 
Dukandar - hello kaun?
Phone wala -  sariya hai?
Dukandar - hai.
phonewala - to gaand me le le.
dukandar ko hairaani ke sath-sath bada gussa bhi aata hai ki ye kaun badtameez hai. Agle din phir se phone aata hai.
dukandar - hello kaun?
phonewala - sariya hai?
is bar dukandar savdhani se kaam leta hai aur kahta hai - nahi hai.
phonewala - kyun bhosdin ke, gaand me le liya kya?
Agle din phir phone aata hai.
Dukandar - Hello !
Phonewala - Hello Sariya hai?
Dukandar (aur bhi sawdhani se) - Hai bhi aur nahi bhi.
Phonewala - Kyun saale, Gaand me leke andar bahar kar raha hai kya?
Ab dukandar sochta hai ki is bande se badla liya jaye. wo wapis phone karta hai aur puchta hai - sariya hai?
phonewala - kyon be saale gaand me lega kya?