motu-bhabhi ak gilas dudh dena. bhabhi-bilauch kar le lo.pio
motu:-ma kasam dudh maga to ye hal hai, agar pani mangta to kya hota.
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1pagal. 1khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha ta
2nd pagal ye kya hai?
1pagal -love letter hai.
2pagal-magar ye to khali hai
1pagal - aajkal bolchal band hai.
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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-)
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GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena!
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'Pehly hath mein lo Phir mou me lo Phir thook lagao Phir seedha kero Or andar ghusao KITNA MUSHKIL KAAM HY SUI ME DHAGA DALNA
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'Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..
Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?
Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.
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Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.
Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !
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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!
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A bull was servicing the cows..
Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Lady looks at husband: You see?
Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Man looks back to wife: you see!
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Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..
Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.
Beti: kya hua mom….???
Mom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye.
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Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…
Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…
Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…
Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
.
.
.
Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!
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ELECTRICITY SCENARIO
A couple were having sex.. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: BC Light aa gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun!!
Wife: Haan… Main Bhi pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
Yeh kaam toh baad mein bhi ho jayega.
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Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.
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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.
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Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.
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Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyo?
Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.
Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!
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Golu: Tera baap doctor hai,
fir bhi tu beemar ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai..
Molu: BC tera baap Condom bechta hai,
fir bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.
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Sex kar lene ke baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..
GIRL: Ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai.
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Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira.
Haddi toot gayi.
Bete ne poochha: Kya hua Papa?
Baap: Salle MC, Mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar.
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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli:
Koi achha password batana….?
Husband: Lu*d.
Wife: Has-Has ke chair parse gir padi
kyuki..
Computer says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…
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Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says:
Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie!
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Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli,
kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi..
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Population Comparison:
INDIAN: I have 4 sis & 3 bro. What abut U?
AMERICAN: I have no sis or bro.
But I have 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom.
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Boy: Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet?
Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?
Boy: Nahi janu batao na?
Girl: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha?
Boy: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,
magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?
Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai..
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1. Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.
Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka
Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka
Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.
Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka
Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka
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2.
Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: “Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho“
Vakeel: “Tum Chinta Mat Karo“
Court Ke Baad
Mujrim: “Kya Hua?“
Pathan: “Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi“
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3.
Santa Kisi Kaam Se Apni Biwi Ke Office Jata Hai.
Bina Kisi Se Pemission Liye Wo Sidha Uske Cabin Mein Chala Jata Hai
Waha Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Patni Apne Boss Ki Godh Mein Bethi Hai.
Aisa Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Apni Patni Preeto Se Bola.
Santa: “Chal Ghar Chal Preeto, Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna Chahiye Jahaan Staff Ke Baithne Ke Liye Ek Chair Bhi Na Ho“
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4.
Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: “Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?”
Dusri: “Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye”
Pahli: “Crorepati Na Mile To?”
Dusri: “50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge”
Pahli: “50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?”
Dusri: “25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge”
Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.
Santa: “Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena“
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5.
Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?
Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.
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6.
Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”
Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”
Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”
Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“
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7.
Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Call Kari To Usne Kaafi Der Baad Phone Uthaya
Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Arrey Itni Der Se Call Recieve Kyu Nahi Ki?”
Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Wo Main….. Wo Main, Ringtone Par Naach Rahi Thi“
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8.
Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: “Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota“
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1.
Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?“
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2.
Ek kutiya ne 4 pillon ko janam diya
Pillon ne pucha papa kahan hai
kutiya boli chup raho kamino
papa jokes ko padhne mein busy hain..
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3.
Boy- I want to sex with u
Girl- Tamij se baat karo
Boy- Alla tala k fazlo karam se khuda ka ye nek banda
ap mohtarma ko arju-e-fitrat se be inteha chodna chahta hai….
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4.
Ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai
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5.
Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!
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6.
ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi…
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le….
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7.
Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhse Romance nahi
karte..
Dr-ye lo 30 goliyan, 1goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat romance
kiya..
Agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob jor
se romance kiya..
Teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal
ke pila di..
3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski maa
ka haal poocha tho beta bola-
Maa mar gayi,
Chachi&mausi hospital me hain,
Kaam wali bhag gayi,
Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case
thok diya hai,
Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai,
Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,
Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy
ke pichhe bhag rahe hain………
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8.
Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska lund bahut bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..
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9.
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara
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10.
Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That’s Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge…..
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11.
Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.
Girl: Mazdoor ho Mazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo.
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12.
Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,
Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“
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13.
Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi se poochha: “Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath soyi ho?”
Wife: “Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi hoon, baki sabne saari saari raat jaagaye rakha…”
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14.
Badi hasrat thi dil ki,
Kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi to dekho ki,
Nange hi chale aaye……
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15.
What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?
In both cases boy thinks, “Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota”
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16.
Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada”
Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”
Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“
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17.
Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha tha
Ladki boli: “Aur andar, thoda uppar, thoda right, thoda left”
Pathan: “Oye! Tu sex kar rahi hai ya mujhse car park kara rahi hai“
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18.
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai……
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19.
SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tuje kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha????
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20.
A girl was handling a boy’s cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked what’s that?
Boy said: “Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai, pagli……”
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21.
Ek Aurat Apne Padosi Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahi Thi K Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga Patni Boli: Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai Itne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga Patni Fir Boli: Maro Aur Maro Na Karta Hai Na Karne Daita Hai………
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22.
Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?
Santa: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,
Simple,Bcause
CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!
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23.
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye.
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College Me, Mam-"
Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy"
Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam-
Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar
jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai..
ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....
husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye?
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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
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Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?
Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.
Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.
Ye hota hai sex.
Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D
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GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
.
.
Finally guys look at them and say:
.
.
BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !
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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D
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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.
Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.
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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)
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Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.
SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?
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Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..
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Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'
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Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!
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Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......
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Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....
"Beizzati"
Aur
"wife"
Ek jaisi hoti hai...
Achchhi tab hi lagti hai..
Jab Doosre ki ho...!!
Jb B Gali Me Chalo
Nzre Jhuka K Chalo
Q K
Aisa Krne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Badhegi
Balki
Gire Hue Paise Milne K Chances B badh Jayenge.:-)ok.
Saath Agar Doge To Muskraenge Jarur
Dosti Dilse Kroge To Nibhaenge Jarur
Raah Me Kitne Kante Q Na Ho
Aawaz Agar Dilse Doge To Ayenge Jarur.
l gayi,
bilKul aise (O_O)
Fir
Fir
Fir kya...apka msg nhi ta or hm fir sO gaye,
bilkul aise (^_^) .G9t..
Zndgi me kbhi haar na mano..
Apni lyf me itna age badho,
Itna age badho,
K age wala tang aakar kahe...
"GAND me ghus ja BHOSDIKE":
Teri Zindagi P
Blue Film Ka Saya Hai,
Sex Ka Sukh
Kha Tune Paya Hai,
Tu Sust Rhta Hai Kisi Ki Yad Me,
Aur Log
Sochte Hai Ki
Aaj Fir MUTTH markr Aya Hai.
Phone ek "mandir"hai, Sms uska "bahgwan"
Sms bhejne wala"PUJARI" Sms padne wala "bhaght"Padkar
sms karne wala "dani"Aur Sms na karne wala us mandir ka"bhikari
1 khubsoorti
1 taazgi
1 dosti
1 narazgi
1 sapna
1 apna
1 aas
1 ehsas
1rishta
1pyaas
Kuchh door
Kuchh paas
Kuchh log
Bahut khas
"Jaise AAP"
Machli jal ki rani hai..
no no no...?
something new !!!
Girlfriend DIL ki rani h..
jeevan uska money h..
hath lgao chillayegi, Money nikalo to pt jaegi.;-)
Pani ka1 katra palko pe cha gya.
Ye mausam hal-e-dil aapka bta gya.
Udaas ho rahe the na aap mere sms ke bina,
Chalo ab muskurao Humara SMS aa gya...ok
Aaj kyon kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti.
Is zamane ki bandish bhi rone nhi deti.
kesi kashish hai uski judai me
jo. kisi ko mera aur mujhe kisi or ka hone nhi deti.
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
SO BAR JANAM LENGE SO BAR FAANA HONGE
O JANE WAFA FIR BHI HAM TUMSE NA JUDA HONGE
Pani ko DARU bna dete, apke liye DARU ka talab bharwa dete,
kambhkhat aap humare sath pite
nhi warna TAJ MAHAL ko BEER BAR or MUMTAJ ko BAR GIRL bna dete.
Lv By Rikshawala!
Arz hai:
Dil Jala Rha Hu Kismat Azma Rha hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya ek Bewfa Ko Bike Pe
Islye Aj Riksha Chla Rha Hu.
Lady Grammar teacher:
"CHHOTU MERA DOODH NAHI PEETA HAI"
Is sentence me CHHOTU kya h?
STUDENT:
"CHHOTU" chutiya h.
Aap hamain ek mouka de. Nichod denge..
Dukhi pati: ab jhagda band karo, main SHANTI k sath rehna chahta hu.
Patni: Ha ha jaao, bhag jao.Main bhi ANAND k sath rehna chahti hu.
It's your sunny smile & little does it cost in giving but like the morning light,
it can scatter the night & make this day worth living.
