A Man Was Shocked To See His Beautiful Divorced Neighbor Knocking On His Door One Friday Evening.
Neighbor Said: "I'm Feeling So Lonely That I Can't Stand It, I Want To Go Out, Get Drunk & Want To Enjoy My Life. Are You Free Tonight?"
Man Replied: "Yes"
She Said: "Wonderful, Then Please Take Care Of My Kids."
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