Marrige Is A Beautiful Thing But Marriage Proposal Advertisement Are Not That Easy, Sometimes Wrong English Can Destroy Everything
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This Is An Actual Letter Taken From The Times Of India In Response To A “Marriage Proposal” Advertisement:
Madam,
I Am One Young Gentleman Living Only With Myself In Patna. I Am Seeing Your Advertisement For Marriage Purpose In The Daily Newspaper. So I Decide To Press Myself On You And I Am Hopping You Will Make The Marriage With Me.
I Am The Son Of My Father & Mother Of Agriculture Family From Inside Patna. I Having No Sister And No Brother Also. I Become Big In Patna Only. I Educate Myself In The Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.
I Am Nice And Big, Six Foots Tall And Six Inches Long. My Body Is Filled With Hardness Why Because I Am Working Hardly. I Am Playing Also Hardly. Especially I Am Liking The Cricket. I Am A Good Batter Also I Am Fast Baller. Whenever I Am Coming Running For The Balling, All Batters Are Running Everywhere Why Because They Are Afraiding My Balls. My Balls Are Bouncing Too Much High. That Is Very Danger For Them.
I Am Very Nice Gentleman. I Always Laughing Loudly At Everyone. I Am Happy Always And Gay Also. Ladies They Are Saying I Am Nice And Soft Because I Giving Respect To Them. I Am Always Liking If Ladies Are On Top. That Is How Nice I Am.
I Am Not Having Any Bad Habits. I Drink Milk Only And No Other Bad Things. I Am Not Chewing Cigarettes Or Eating Gutka Paan Why Because It Not Good For All The Peoples. So I Am Not Doing So.
I Am Keep Fitting Everyday. Morning I Am Going To Jim And I Am Pumping Like Anything. Daily I Am Pumping And Pumping. If You Want You Can Came And See How I Pumping The Dumb Bells In The Jim. And Now Good Muscles Are Come Outing Everywhere.
I Am Having Very Much Money In My Pant Everyday And My Pant Is Everyday Open For You Why Because I Am Nice Gentleman, But Still I Am Living With Myself Only. What To Do? So I Am Taking My Things Into My Own Hands Everyday.
That Is Why I Want To Press Myself On You, So That You Will Come And Take My Things Into Your Hands.
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