Non Veg jokes - A Sexy Secretary

CEO Hired A Sexy Secretary, But 10 Days Later He Committed Suicide By Jumping From His 27th Floor Office.

Police: “Who Was There At That Time In The Room?”

Secretary: “I Was There.”

Police: “What Happened? Why Did He Commit Suicide?”

Secretary:

“He Was A Good Man. One Day He Bought Me A Fur Coat For 2,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace For Rs.15,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Ring For Rs.5,00,000.

Today He Asked Me To Spend The Night With Him.

I Told Him I Charge Just Rs.1000 A Night.”

Moral: “Investments Are Subject To Market Risk, Check The Market Rate Before Investing”







---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hindi jokes, comedy jokes, funny jokes, Funniest Boy Girl Jokes,Solid Bheja Fry Funny Hindi Jokes, Jokes in Hindi, Student Teacher Joke In Hindi, santa banta jokes, santa banta funny jokes, Latest Hindi Double mean Jokes for Whatsapp, hindi jokes, comedy jokes, funny jokes, attitude jokes, attitude whatsapp status, funny romantic shayari sms pic, unny photos for facebook in hindi Funny And Amazing Pictures on Funny Pictures Jokes In Hindi For Facebook, FUNNY QUOTES FOR FB IN HINDI on Funny Images With Hindi Quotes For Facebook, Funny hindi jokes,Funny Jokes Quotes,Funny pictures quotes,funny hindi jokes,funny food,funny happy birthday,christmas funny facts,christmas wishes greetings,christmas wishes messages,christmas picture pose ideas,christmas theme,christmas tree picture,2010, Crazy Funny Pictures Jokes In Hindi, Funny Mobile SMS Jokes in Hindi Pictures, best hindi jokes hindi jokes pics latest hindi jokes marwadi jokes hindi pathan jokes hindi, funny hindi picture jokes facebook wallpaper, Funny Mobile SMS Jokes in Hindi Picture, Here very Funny Winter Jokes in hindi. Get here Populer and Latest Thand Jokes in hindi font, Summer Season Jokes in Hindi, Funny Joke in Hindi, Hindi Jokes, Cricket Funny Jokes in Hindi, Funny Hindi Joke on Boy, Funny Girlfriend Hindi Jokes,Hindi Jokes For Facebook Friends | Hindi Jokes, Girlfriend and Boyfriend are always part of comedy, so here are some jokes on boyfriend girlfriend., Pati-Patni or Kabutar Joke in Hindi, Boy and Girl Hindi Joke Picture, हिंदी जोक्स : चुटकुले – Jokes in Hindi – Very Funny Hindi Jokes, santa jokes, sali jokes, funny jokes, April Fools Day Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp, Solid Bheja Fry Funny Hindi Jokes, Desi Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp and FB Friends, Funny Mobile SMS Jokes in Hindi Pictures,

santa banta joke

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Santa in court

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Headlights and wipers

 After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Cut workload by 50%

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Thief entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?