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Tuesday, 12 April 2016

railway reservation

Chandool Baba ne railway reservation form mein Ling ki jagah 6 inch likh diya.
Lady behind counter - Ye kya likha hai kato isko.
Chandool Baba - Kitna?
Lady - Pura.
Chandool Baba - Maan chudao saalo, main Bus se chala jaonga.

Sariya

Ek bar ek lohe ki dukan par phone aaya. 
Dukandar - hello kaun?
Phone wala -  sariya hai?
Dukandar - hai.
phonewala - to gaand me le le.
dukandar ko hairaani ke sath-sath bada gussa bhi aata hai ki ye kaun badtameez hai. Agle din phir se phone aata hai.
dukandar - hello kaun?
phonewala - sariya hai?
is bar dukandar savdhani se kaam leta hai aur kahta hai - nahi hai.
phonewala - kyun bhosdin ke, gaand me le liya kya?
Agle din phir phone aata hai.
Dukandar - Hello !
Phonewala - Hello Sariya hai?
Dukandar (aur bhi sawdhani se) - Hai bhi aur nahi bhi.
Phonewala - Kyun saale, Gaand me leke andar bahar kar raha hai kya?
Ab dukandar sochta hai ki is bande se badla liya jaye. wo wapis phone karta hai aur puchta hai - sariya hai?
phonewala - kyon be saale gaand me lega kya?

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