Showing posts with label english jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, 4 August 2016

Non veg joke, english jokes























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Saturday, 23 April 2016

santa banta joke

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Because married men are more obedient.


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.


Santa in court


SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!


Headlights and wipers

 After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D


Cut workload by 50%

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p


Thief entered kitchen


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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