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Tuesday, 21 February 2017

Non veg jokes, comedy jokes, funny jokes, Funniest Jokes - A Pakistani Girlfriend



John Was A Little Disturbed.

He Confided In A Friend: “I Have A Pakistani Girlfriend, She Says She Will Blow Me.”

Now I Don’t Know Whether To Lower My Pants Or Call The Police….?”



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Friday, 10 February 2017

Non veg jokes, Funny Jokes, English jokes - THE VIBRATOR

THE VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: "Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered the living room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the f... are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'










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non veg jokes, funny joke, blonde jokes, double meaning jokes

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Monday, 6 February 2017

non veg jokes - Lakeer Ka Fakeer.



Ladka Ladki Se: “Tumhari Dono Taango Ke Beech Mein Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Meri Dono Taango Ke Beech Mein Ek Lakeer Hai.”

Ladki: “Aur Tumhari Dono Taango Ke Beech Kya Hai?”

Ladka: “Lakeer Ka Fakeer.“
















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Non Veg Jokes - Ruko Mat, Dalo Na -



Apne Boy-Friend Ke Sath Ghumne Jane Se Pahle Maan Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Shiksa Deni Shuru Kar Di

Maan: “Beti Bach Ke Rahna, Agar Tumhara Boyfriend Bra Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kehna Ruko”

Beti: “Ok, Mummy”

Maan: “Agar Tumhari Panty Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kahna Mat Daalo Na”

Beti: “Samajh Gayi, Mummy”

Agle Din Jab Ladki Ghar Aayi To Uski Maan Ne Poocha,

Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beti: “Maan, Usne Apna Ek Haath Meri Bra Mein Aur Doosra Panty Mein Daal Diya”

Maan: “To Tumne Kya Kaha?” Beti: “Ruko Mat, Dalo Na













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Non Veg jokes, Horny jokes - Tattooed On His Penis



A Man Gets His Fiance, Wendy’s Name Tattooed On His Penis.

So When He’s Hard It Says “Wendy,” But When It’s Soft It Just Says, “W Y.”

So They Get Married And Go To Jamaica On Their Honeymoon.

They’re Dancing In The Club And Drinking And Having A Good Time When Inevitably The Man Has To Go To The Bathroom.

He’s Standing At The Urinal And Notices A Big Tall Jamaican Guy Next To Him Has”W Y” Tattooed On His Penis.

The Man Asked: “Excuse Me, But I Noticed You Have”W Y” On Your Penis.”

The Jamaican Replies, “Ya Man, I See You Have It Too, What Does Yours Say When It’s Hard?”

The Man Says Proudly: “When Mine’s Hard, It Says “Wendy, What Does Yours Say?”

The Jamaican Says: “Ah Great Man, When Mine Is Hard It Says “Welcome To The Island Of Jamaica, Have A Nice Day!



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Friday, 3 February 2017

NOn Veg jokes, funny jokes, whats app jokes, fucking jokes - A Soap Dispenser



Two Priests (Father John & Father Thomsan) Are Off To The Showers Late One Night.

They Undress And Step In The Showers.

After Going In They Notice That There Is No Soap.

Father John: “I Have Some Soap In My Room.”

And Goes To Get Soap Without Getting Dressed.

He Grabs Two Bars Of Soap In His Hands From His Room And Heads Back To The Shower.


He Gets Halfway Down The Hall Suddenly He Sees Three Nuns Coming His Way.

He Find No Place To Hide Than He Stands Against The Wall And Freezes Like He is A Statue.

The Nuns Stop And Comment: “How Original This Statue Is Looking.”

The First Nun Go Further And Pulls His Dick.

Startled, Father John Drops A Bar Of Soap.

First Nun: “Oh Look, This Statue Is A Soap Dispenser.”

To Test Her Theory Second Nun Also Pulls His Dick, And Sure Enough He Drops The Last Bar Of Soap.

Now The Third Nun Then Pulls First Once, Then Twice And Three Times. Still Nothing Happens.

So She With Confusion Tries Once More Time Then She Sudden Yells: “Holy Mary, Mother Of God, It’s Liquid Soap This Time.”

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Non Veg Jokes, English Jokes - Daughters vibrator.


A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. 
When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. 
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. 
In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."



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Tuesday, 31 January 2017

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Sunday, 29 January 2017

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Baap Ne Ek Din Bete Se Pucha: “Bete Jawan Hota Ja Raha Hai, Shadi Ka Kya Irada Hai?”

Beta: “Paapa Main To Sunny Leone Se Shaadi Karunga.”



Papa: “Beta, Humko Doston Aur Rishtedaaro Mein Uthne Baithne Waali Bahu Chahiye, Unka Uthaane Waali Nahi.”




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Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”

Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”

Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”

Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”

Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”

After Killing

Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”

Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”

Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi”

Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si“





















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non veg jokes, nonveg sms, funny jokes, hindi jokes, - Maa Chod Do Saale Ki

3 Girls Apni Wishes Bata Rhi Thi

1st: “Mere 2 Husband Ho Jo Sari Raat Mujhe Chode”

2nd: “Mere 4 Husband Ho Jo Din Raat Ki Shift Lagaaye Aur 24 Ghante Mujhe Chode”

3rd: Mera Ek Hi Pati Ho, Uska Chota Sa Lund Ho

Us Se Mera 1 Beta Ho, Jo Badaa Hokar Yuvraj Bane..

Worldcup Ka Final Ho, Last Ball Par 2 Runs Ki Zarurat Ho Aur

Vo Out Ho Jaye, Aur Fir 110 Crore Log Kahe

“Maa Chod Do Saale Ki”

Aur Mai Pitch Par Jaakar Let Jau Aur Bolu

“Mai Hu Iski Maa“

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Dosto Aaj Independence Day Hai Aur Main Jayda Kuch Nahi Kahunga Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Happy Independence Day.

Azad Hoke Bhi Hum Ghulam Hai, Balki Shayad Pahle Se Jyada Ghulam Hai.

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Patni Ka Bahut Mood Bana Ki Sex Karu, Pati Ke Age Nangi Ho Gayi Aur Usko Chedne Lagi.

Par Pati Ka Lund Khada Nahi Hua, Bechari Tharak Ke Mare Mari Ja Rahi Thhi.

Achanak Se Usko Ek Idea Aya Aur Vo “Jan Gan Man” Rashtargan Gaana Shuru Kar Diya

Pati Hairani Se Bola: “Abe Ye Kya Kar Rahi Hai?”

Patni Gusse Se: “Abe Ispar To Sara Hindustan Khada Ho Jata Hai, Mene Socha Kya Pata Tumhara Bhi Khada Ho Jaye”

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Once Again, Jisko Bhi Problem Ho Ki Mene Esa Joke Likha Vo Unsubscribe Kar Le, Par Mere Ko Reply Mat Kare Ki Mene Esa Kyu Kiya.

Bcoz Mene Hamesha Bola Hai Jokes Likhte Time Main Ek Insan Hun, Koi Dharam Koi Desh Nahi Dekhta, Mera Motive Hota Hai Aap Logo Ko Hasana.

And Last Thing, Main Aaj Ye Nahi Kahunga Ki Proud To Be An Indian, Main Kahna Chahta Hun. “I Am Proud To Be A Human”

Thanks N Regards
Aapka Sameer (Baba Billa)















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Tuesday, 24 January 2017

Non Veg JOkes - shower and slipped




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Sheila stepped delicately out of the shower and slipped on the wet bathroom floor. Instead of falling over, her legs skidded apart causing her to do the splits and suction herself to the ceramic floor tiles.
Stuck like a limpet to a ship's hull, she cried out for her husband.
"Bruce, Bruce," she yelled.
Bruce gulped down his tinny and came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned meself to the floor," she said .
"Strewth Sheila," said Bruce as he tried to pull her up. "That's some suction, you're stuck fast girl. I'll nip across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). Bruce and Cobba come running back and they both try to pull Sheila free. "No way Bruce mate, we can't do it. We can't break the vacuum," said Cobba, "Lets go to Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's Plan B"? "I go back home and get me hammer and chisel. Then we break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." Replied Cobba. "Spot on, mate" said Bruce. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits." "Play with her tits?" said Cobba, "Not exactly a good time for that, mate." "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her aroused enough, we can slide her through into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive..




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Monday, 23 January 2017

Non Veg Jokes - ओडोनिल की गोलियाँ


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कॉलेज में कुछ लडकियाँ आपस में बात कर रही थी की यार ये लड़कियों के सुसु लड़कों के सुसु से ज्यादा क्यों बास मारते हैं. 
बगल से बिल्ला गुजर रहा था, वो बोल पड़ा - क्योकिं की लड़कियों के पास लड़कों की तरह दो ओडोनिल की गोलियाँ नहीं होती हैं..


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Ek Sharabi Pharmacy mein enter hotay sath cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye... Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez se baat kr k bhi banda cheez maang sakta hai.?? Sharabi ne Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: "Mere Shehzade k liye 5 suit dikhaayen plz ..!!!😋 😆😆😆😆😆
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu
karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota. 


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Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
Girl panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki
koi kami nahi hoti.



Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte ho.


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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels
magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye
GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!




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Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.



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 Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara
chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari
underwear pahan kar aaya tha






  



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Friday, 20 January 2017

Non Veg jokes - A Sexy Secretary


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CEO Hired A Sexy Secretary, But 10 Days Later He Committed Suicide By Jumping From His 27th Floor Office.

Police: “Who Was There At That Time In The Room?”

Secretary: “I Was There.”

Police: “What Happened? Why Did He Commit Suicide?”

Secretary:

“He Was A Good Man. One Day He Bought Me A Fur Coat For 2,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace For Rs.15,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Ring For Rs.5,00,000.

Today He Asked Me To Spend The Night With Him.

I Told Him I Charge Just Rs.1000 A Night.”

Moral: “Investments Are Subject To Market Risk, Check The Market Rate Before Investing”








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Non Veg jokes - Thand Bahut Hai,



In Winters Night, When Couples Go To Bed What They Say.

In New York: “Good Night My Love.”

In London: “Sweet Dreams Darling.”

In Delhi: “Thand Bahut Hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Utarungi.”











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Non Veg jokes - March End Ki Tension



Ek Vayapari Ke Uper Adalat Mein Blaatkaar Ka Mukadma Chal Raha Tha.

Judge: “Blaatkaar Kis Din Hua?”

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सखी ऐसी बात हुई मुझसे, कि साजन मुझसे रूठ गया,

बहुत देर तक न माना तो, मेरा सब्र का बाँध भी टूट गया.

मैं साजन के संग जा लेटी, वह करवट बदल के लेट गया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन के बालों में हाथ फिरा, गर्दन और पीठ को चूम लिया

साजन के पेट नितम्बों पर, उंगली फिरा फिरा गुदगुदी किया

गाल चूम लेने की कोशिश पर, साजन ने गर्दन झकझोर लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मैं पीछे से सुन री ओ सखी, साजन से जोरों से से लिपट गई,

मैंने उँगलियाँ अपनी सखी बार बार, साजन के सीने पे फेर दई,

उसके नितम्बों को अपने अंग से, दबाया और फिर रगड़ दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन सखी गुस्से में डूबा, निष्क्रिय सा बिलकुल लेटा रहा,

मेरे हर चुम्बन पर लेकिन सखी, गहरी-गहरी सांसें वह लेता रहा,

मैंने अपने हाथों को सुन री सखी, नीचे की तरफ अब बढ़ा दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मेरी चंचल उँगलियाँ जैसे ही, साजन की नाभि तक पहुंची,

साजन के बदन में थिरकन हुई, लहरें उकसी अंग तक पहुंची

अन्तः वस्त्र में अब हाथ ड़ाल, साजन का उत्थित अंग पकड़ लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन का दस अंगुल का अंग, सखी अब मेरी मुट्ठी में था,

उँगलियों हथेली से मैंने उसको, दबाया-खिलाया और मसला था,

साजन ने लेटे-लेटे ही अंग को, छुड़ाने का एक यत्न किया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन का अंग पकडे पकडे, सखी मैं अब उठकर बैठ गई,

अंग को पकडे पकडे ही सखी, मैं जैसे साजन पर लेट गई,

एक हाथ से उसका अंग पकड, हर अंगुल पर अंग चूम लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



उसके अंग को तरह तरह चूमा, फिर मै ऊपर की ओर बड़ी

पेडू-नाभि-सीने से होकर, मैं साजन के मुख तक जा पहुंची

चुम्बन लेकर कई होठों पर, जिह्वा मुख में सखी घोल दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मुख में मैंने जो रस डाला, उसकी प्रतिक्रिया अंग पे देखी,

अंग की कठोर मोटाई से, सखी भारी हो गई मेरी मुट्ठी,

मदहोशी से अभिभूत अंग, ठुमके लगा-लगा कर मचल गया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन ने दोनों हाथों से, मेरे मुख को सखी री भीच लिया,

अपना मुख मेरे मुख अन्दर कर, जिह्वा होठों से खीच लिया

साजन की पहल ने बदन मेरे, सखी चक्रवात कई उठा दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन सखी उठकर बैठा और, बेताबी से मुझे निर्वस्त्र किया

साजन की इस बेसब्री को, मैंने सांसों -हाथों में महसूस किया

घुटनों के बल उठकर उसने, मुझे बाँहों में अपनी भीच लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



जिस काम में लगते मिनट सखी, उसमे कुछ ही सेकण्ड लगे,

मेरी अंगिया-चोली-दामन कुछ भी, सखी अब न मेरे बदन रहे,

मैंने भी जरा न देर करी, उसके सारे वस्त्र उतार दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



उसके उत्थित अंग को मैंने, दोनों स्तन जोड़कर पकड़ लिया

रक्तिम जलते उसके अंग को, मांसलतम अंग से मसल दिया

साजन का बदन स्फुरित होकर, जैसे था कि कंपकपाय गया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.

अंग की दृढता से कोमलतम, मेरे स्तन दहके और छिले

उसका अंग स्थिर बना रहा, मेरे स्तन ही उस पर फिसले

दृढता-मादकता-कोमलता, एक जगह जुड़े सुख गूंथ लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



उत्थित अंग से मैंने स्तनों पर, वृत-आयत-त्रिकोण सब बना लिए,

दस अंगुल के दृढतम अंग ने, स्तनों को कई नए उभार दिए

साजन के आवेगी आलिंगनो ने, मुझे समर्पण को मजबूर किया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मुझको बाँहों में लपेट-पकड़, वह अपने तन में था गूंथ रहा

नितम्ब छोड़े या स्तन पकडे, सखी उसको कुछ भी न सूझ रहा,

उसने बेसब्री में सख्त हाथ, मेरे अंग पे कई बार फिराय दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



घुटने के बल साजन था खड़ा , मैं वैसे ही उठकर खडी हुई

दोनों के मध्य किंचित दूरी, दबावों से सखी समाप्त हुई ,

सख्त हाथों के कई कई फेरे, नितम्बों से स्तन तक लगा दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



कंधे-गर्दन-आँखें-गाल-होठ, चुम्बनों से सखी सब दहक गए

मेरे अतिशय गोरे गालों पर, चुम्बन के निशान से उभर गए

होठों में दौड़ा रक्त और, गालों को गुलाबी बना गया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



रुई के फाहे से गुदगुदे स्तन, पके अमरुद की तरह कठोर बने

बोंडियों में गुलाबी पन आया, वो भी सख्त हुए और खूब तने

साजन के हाथों को पकड़ सखी, मैंने स्तन उनमे थमाय दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



अन्दर तक मुंह में जिह्वा घुसा, एक हाथ से स्तन दबा लिया

एक हाथ से उन्नत नितम्बों को, सहलाया-भीचा और छोड़ दिया

ऐसे मसले स्तन और नितम्ब, मुह ने सिसकी स्वतः ही छोड़ दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन ने अपनी कलाई पर, नितम्बों के जरिये मुझे उठा लिया

अब मेरे स्तन पर सुन री सखी, चुम्बन की झड़ी लगाय दिया

दोनों स्तन होठों से चूस चूस, मुख-रस से उन्हें भिगाय दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



दोनों स्तन का इंच इंच, सखी साजन ने मुंह से चूसा

होकर बेसब्र मेरी बोंडियों को , जिह्वा होठों से दबा दबा खींचा

मैं पीछे को झुक गई सखी, स्तन से रस टपक टपक गया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन के दंतन – चुम्बन से, गोरी छाती पर कई चिन्ह बने

मर्दन के सुख से मेरे स्तन, रक्तिम रसभरे कठोर बने

बारी बारी से दोनों स्तन, भांति-भांति दबाया रस चूस लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



नितम्बों के सहारे कलाई से, मुझको ऊपर और उठा लिया

मेरी नाभि और पेडू पर उसने, रसीले कई चुम्बन टांक दिया

मैं तो अब खड़ी हो गई सखी, और पावों को फैलाय दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मैं अपनी दोनों टाँगें रखकर, साजन के कन्धों पर बैठ गई ,

मेरे अंग पर सखी साजन ने, चुम्बन की कतारें बना दई ,

मैंने नितम्बों से देकर दबाव, अंग को होठों में ठूस दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



सखी साजन ने जिह्वा रस से, अंग पूर्णतया लिपटाय दिया

जिह्वा से रस निकाल निकाल, अंग पर सब तरफ फैलाय दिया

नितम्बों की घाटी से चल जिह्वा ने, अंग की गहराई नाप लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



सखी मेरे पीठ और कम्मर की, उसकी बाहें ही सहारा थीं

उसकी जिह्वा ने मेरे अंग में , रस की छोड़ी कई धारा थीं

मैंने उई माँ कहकर कई कई बार , जिह्वा को अंग में डुबा लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



सखी साजन अब उठकर खड़ा हुआ, मुझको उसने बैठाय दिया

मैंने घुटनों के बल उठकर, उसके अंग को होठों से प्यार किया

दोनों हाथों से पकड़ा उसको, सखी मुख में अपने ढाल लिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



हाथों से पकड़कर अंग उसका , मुंह में चहुँ ओर घुमाय लिया

जिह्वा होठों को संयुक्त कर , अंग को रस से लिपटाय लिया

साजन ने पकड़कर सिर मेरा , अंग मुख में अति अन्दर धांस दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मैंने साजन के नितम्ब सखी , दोनों हाथों से अब पकड़ लिए ,

अंग को मुख से पकडे – पकडे , नितम्ब साजन के गतिमान किये

साजन ने मनतब्य समझ मेरा , स्पंदन क्रमशः तेज किया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



साजन ने सखी मेरे मुख को , जैसे मेरा अंग बनाय दिया

मैंने आनंदमय आ-आ ऊं-ऊं कर , साजन को और उकसाय दिया

साजन ने अपनी सी-सी आह-ओह , सांसों की ध्वनि में मिला दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



अंग जैसे ही अन्दर जाता , मैं जिह्वा से लपेट लेती उसको

बाहर आता तो दांतों के संग , होठों से पकड़ती थी उसको

अंग से छूटे मुख के रस ने , साजन के उपांग भिगाय दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मेरे मुख के अन्दर सखी साजन ने , अति तीब्र किये कई स्पंदन

मैंने उई आह सिसकारी ली , साजन ने गुंजाये कई हुन्कन

फिर हौले से मुझको लिटा सखी , मुख पर अंग सहित वो बैठ गया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मैं लेटी तो पर मैंने सखी , मुंह से उसका अंग न छोड़ा ,

साजन ने उत्तेजना वशीभूत , स्पंदन का क्रम भी न तोडा

कभी दायें से कभी बाएं से , उग्र दस अंगुल मुख में ठेल दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मेरे मुख ने सखी साजन के , अंग का रसास्वादन खूब किया

दांतों होठों और जिह्वा से , मैंने अंग को कई तरफ से पकड़ लिया

मुख से निकाल दस अंगुल को , उसने मेरे अंग के मध्य पिरोय दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



मेरी कम्मर के पास सखी , कुहनी रखकर कंधे पकडे

उधर रस में तर दस अंगुल को , रसभरा अंग दृढतर जकड़े

नितम्ब स्वतः बहककर उचक गए , होठों ने फू फू फुकार किया

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लिसलिसे व चिकने अंगों में , उत्तेजना थी ज्यों ठूंस ठूंस भरी

यह गुस्सा था उसका री सखी , या मेरे प्यार की सफल घडी

सखी मैंने अपनी दोनों टांगों को , उसकी जांघों पर ढाल दिया

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मैंने साजन का ये उग्र रूप , सखी नहीं कभी भी देखा था

ऊँचे – गहरे अघात वो करता था , पर दम लेने को न रुकता था

स्पंदन जो प्रारंभ किया , तो पल भर भी न सांस लिया

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न जाने कितनी आह ओह , कितनी सीत्कार मुख से निकलीं

रसभरे अंगों के घर्षण से , कई मदभरी मोहक ध्वनि निकलीं

थप – थप की क्रमबद्ध ताल सखी , उखड़ी सांसों में मिला दिया

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अंतर थप – थप की ध्वनि का , कम होता था न घटता था

खडपच – खडपच ध्वनि का स्वर भी , उई आह ओह संग चलता था

चीख सदृष दीर्घ आह के संग , मैंने आँखें मूंदी मुख खोल लिया

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सीत्कार , थाप , मुख की आह ओह , सांसों की गति अति तीब्र हुई

अंगों के मिलने की चरम घडी , बदन की थिरकनों में अभिव्यक्त हुई

अंतिम क्षण में सखी सुन साजन ने , नितम्बों को दबा क्रम रोक दिया

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चलते अंग में जब अंग रुका, सुख छूट गया अतिशय उछला

उसका गुस्सा अब पिघल पिघल, अंग से निकला मेरे अंग में घुला

ऐसे गुस्से पे वारी मैं, जिसने सुख सर्वत्र बिखेर दिया

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सांसों की ध्वनि को छोड़ सखी , अब चारों तरफ शांति थी

मैं अब भी साजन की बाँहों में , सखी गोह की भांति चिपकी थी

साजन ने नितम्बों का घेरा , कुछ कुछ ढीला अब छोड़ दिया

उस रात की बात न पूँछ सखी, जब साजन ने खोली अंगिया.



एक हाथ से पकड़कर स्तन को , साजन ने मेरा मुख चूम लिया

बोला और भला क्या चाहे तू , मैंने सब कुछ तुझे प्रदान किया

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