Monday 23 January 2017

Non Veg Jokes - ओडोनिल की गोलियाँ


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कॉलेज में कुछ लडकियाँ आपस में बात कर रही थी की यार ये लड़कियों के सुसु लड़कों के सुसु से ज्यादा क्यों बास मारते हैं. 
बगल से बिल्ला गुजर रहा था, वो बोल पड़ा - क्योकिं की लड़कियों के पास लड़कों की तरह दो ओडोनिल की गोलियाँ नहीं होती हैं..


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Ek Sharabi Pharmacy mein enter hotay sath cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye... Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez se baat kr k bhi banda cheez maang sakta hai.?? Sharabi ne Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: "Mere Shehzade k liye 5 suit dikhaayen plz ..!!!😋 😆😆😆😆😆
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu
karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota. 


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Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
Girl panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki
koi kami nahi hoti.



Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte ho.


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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels
magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye
GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!




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Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.



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 Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara
chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari
underwear pahan kar aaya tha






  



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