Arz kiya hai…

Arz kiya hai…
Mere ishq ki Balling ne, Uske Dil ka Wicket gira diya,
Par Taqdeer to dekho, Uska Baap umpire tha.
Meri Ball ko “Ball” dekhar, “Free Hit” Bana diya.
Tumhaari yaad Dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se whatsapp kiya karo,
warna…
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1 kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro..
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai Tuition Ladkiya dekhne,
Aur Sir kahete hai,…
Dekho itni barish mein ladka padhne ko aya hai.
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I LOV
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I LOVE
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I LOVE Y
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I LOVE YO
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I LOVE YOGA!!!
Tum bhi kiya karo.
Bolo Ramdev Baba Ki Jai!!
Ishq na kar mere yaar, Ye Ladkiyan bahot satati hai,
Karna na in par aitbaar, Ye Kharcha bahot karvati hai,
Recharge tum karva ke dete ho,
Aur Number mera lagati hai….
Arz kiya hai…
Muskuraana to har 1 Ladki ki “Ada” hai,
Mere yaro…
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Aur is muskurahat ko jo Pyar samje wo sabse bada “Gadha” hai.
Arz kiya hai…
Palko par apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum humein,
National Zoo se churaya hai tumhe…