Linford Christie walks into a pub and says to the Landlord, "I'll have a pint please, mate."
The Landlord says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve your type in here."
"What?!" replies Linford, shocked, like.
"Look, I've told you" says the Landlord. "There's another boozer ten minutes down the road from here. I'm sure they'll serve you in there."
'Why, you cheeky fucker!" says Linford. "Don't you know who I am?"
The Landlord looks him up and down and says, "Alright... FIVE minutes down the road!"
The Landlord says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve your type in here."
"What?!" replies Linford, shocked, like.
"Look, I've told you" says the Landlord. "There's another boozer ten minutes down the road from here. I'm sure they'll serve you in there."
'Why, you cheeky fucker!" says Linford. "Don't you know who I am?"
The Landlord looks him up and down and says, "Alright... FIVE minutes down the road!"
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