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ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.
Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bot
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So U gonna throw me out or not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot U little, bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints) 
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping? IMAGINE IS YOUR SON WHAT COULD YOU DO?
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